tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post7384917504637972912..comments2024-02-01T08:20:01.784-06:00Comments on Stephanie's Confessions of a Book-a-holic: High Fantasy War Games.....Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05055676171075203563noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-74862486658472874042009-04-16T01:28:00.000-06:002009-04-16T01:28:00.000-06:00It does sound a little confusing and the names are...It does sound a little confusing and the names are a little hard to pronounce (something I'm guaranteed to stumble over when reading) but I'm glad you did enjoy it.Ladytink_534https://www.blogger.com/profile/14317480621483829078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-59773047594646645172009-04-15T06:07:00.000-06:002009-04-15T06:07:00.000-06:00Well, do you review books on your site? There's no...Well, do you review books on your site? There's no reason why you couldn't score a free non-abridged copy of your own. {g!} (With an autograph even.)<br /><br />JRP<br /><br />(PS: today's hilarious blogger password login thingy: comedull. O____o Please do not take this as a sign of the quality of my work, kthxbi.)Jason Pratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01602238179676591394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-60405405005172855802009-04-14T16:18:00.000-06:002009-04-14T16:18:00.000-06:00I wanted to read Jason Pratt's book before and now...I wanted to read Jason Pratt's book before and now I know I must. LOL The abridged version was great. :-)Literary Felinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13079276242303738719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-86965795838054417932009-04-14T08:10:00.000-06:002009-04-14T08:10:00.000-06:00{{Now that I've stopped laughing....that was freak...{{Now that I've stopped laughing....that was freakin' hilarious!! And yeah...kind of accurate!}}<br /><br />Hee. I do fun things. And confusing things. And fun confusing things. Like the internet!<br /><br />(Which, for reasons known only to itself, decided to eliminate a couple of important carriage returns after italicized words, in my self-deprecating spoof above, thus making it seem as though description was part of someone's dialogue. Considering how often I do fun confusing things, I thought I ought to distinguish for sake of accuracy. Kind of accuracy. {g!})<br /><br />JRPJason Pratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01602238179676591394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-171057224709799862009-04-14T07:36:00.000-06:002009-04-14T07:36:00.000-06:00Jason - Now that I've stopped laughing....that was...Jason - Now that I've stopped laughing....that was freakin' hilarious!! And yeah...kind of accurate! For the record, as confused as I was in the beginning, it really did pick up! I was totally into it by about 100 pages in. <br /><br />And I'm really looking forward to the rest. I hate not knowing what is going to happen!!Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05055676171075203563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-51964052447937421332009-04-14T07:16:00.000-06:002009-04-14T07:16:00.000-06:00{{I'm still iffy on the narrator though. At first,...{{I'm still iffy on the narrator though. At first, I was clueless...then I thought it was Jian. Now, I'm not sure again! }}<br /><br />That's as it should be. {g!}<br /><br />{{[Dagon] may be complex now, but to me he just seemed shallow.}}<br /><br />That's as it should be. {lol!}<br /><br />{{I'll be looking forward to the rest of the trilogy!!}}<br /><br />That's as it etc. {beam!}<br /><br />I'll be contacting all prior reviewers when ARC copies of <I>Edge of Justice</I> and <I>Song of Justice</I> have been printed, to see if y'all want to finish out the trilogy. So you're in line for a couple of free copies when the time comes.<br /><br />JRPJason Pratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01602238179676591394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-85838186751977291712009-04-14T07:12:00.000-06:002009-04-14T07:12:00.000-06:0088% SHORTER SCREENPLAY FORM OF THE FIRST 50 PAGES ...88% SHORTER SCREENPLAY FORM OF THE FIRST 50 PAGES OR SO OF <I>CRY OF JUSTICE</I> (with appreciation to <A HREF="http://www.the-editing-room.com/category/abridged-scripts" REL="nofollow">The Editing Room -- Abridged Scripts</A> format.)<br /><br />EXT. SPACE AND BLACKNESS AND STARS AND PLANET ETC.<br /><br />We ZOOM IN slowly to the planet of MIKON which distractingly fades in and out of blackness, interspersed with scenes of chaos and combat totally unlike anything seen at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring. At least, this would happen in a movie of the book, probably.<br /><br />PREFACE AUTHOR (v.o.) -- My wife, my beloved, I can explain...<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Wait... this whole story is about some guy explaining to his piççed off wife that he went out and came back late without a good explanation?<br /><br />PA (v.o.) -- ...yes. But the explanation is that I am somehow responsible for blowing up this whole world. I think.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Oh. Okay then!<br /><br />PA (v.o.) -- Which is different from what Tolkien did.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Whatever.<br /><br /><br />EXT. A MISTY FOREST AT NIGHT UNDER LARGE MULTI-COLORED STARS WHICH CANNOT BE EASILY SEEN THROUGH THE FOLIAGE<br /><br />A deer is nearly scared to death by SEIFAS and then stabbed. Twice. To death.<br /><br />SEIFAS -- Am I a monster?<br /><br />PA (v.o.) -- I'm thinking the deer would say, "BLEEP YES!!"<br /><br />Seriously. This happens.<br /><br /><br />INT. SEIFAS' SMALL TENT LATER THAT NIGHT<br /><br />SEIFAS (writing in journal) -- Life sux.<br /><br />AUDIENCE (writhing in seats) -- Wait... is this guy the unseen Preface Author?<br /><br />PA (v.o.) -- No. He is an entirely different author, whom I am authoring about.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Oh. Okay then!<br /><br /><br />INT. EMPRESS' PALACE<br /><br />A red-haired brown-skinned woman in somewhat-skanky thin silk, whose face we never quite see except for a closeup of a smile, glides through the hall, out into<br /><br />EXT. EMPRESS' GARDEN<br /><br />a small garden, and then not very clearly up a tower into<br /><br />INT. EMPRESS' TOWER<br /><br />a moderately sized but quite bare tower room which is largely open to the air thanks to--<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Wait... what?! Who <I>is</I> this? Where <I>are</I> we!?<br /><br />PA (v.o.) -- Seven years later, beloved.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- And <I>she's</I> going to write something, too?<br /><br />PA (v.o.) -- Yes. But not very clearly, so that we can't see some things I'm trying not to spoil.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- For your wife.<br /><br />PA (v.o.) -- Right.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Oh. Okay then!<br /><br />EMPRESS (v.o. while writing) -- Once, I was a skank. This may come as some surprise. But I can't talk about that yet. Maybe later.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- the hell??<br /><br /><br />INT. SEIFAS' TENT<br /><br />SEIFAS -- If I can't believe in justice, I'm going to kill myself. (pause) I can!<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Did we just get witnessed to by someone talking himself into believing God exists?<br /><br />SEIFAS -- Did I mention God?<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- No.<br /><br />SEIFAS -- Okay then!<br /><br /><br />EXT. SUMMER'S DAY OUT IN THE WOODS IN A CLEARING<br /><br />Some EXPENDABLE BUT SUSPICIOUSLY WELL-ARMED BRIGANDS kill a shepherd-girl's sheep and threaten to do unmentionable things to her which they don't mention.<br /><br />SEIFAS -- I should stop my wussy whining and get my açç into gear if I want justice done!<br /><br />A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER arrives to TALK SASS to the BRIGANDS.<br /><br />BRIGAND SERGEANT -- Hey, are you only wasting our time while your reinforcements set up for an ambush?<br /><br />MYSTERIOUS STRANGER WHO IN NO WAY RESEMBLES MARK TWAIN'S MYSTERIOUS STRANGER -- Maybe!<br /><br />SERGEANT -- Hell with that. Attack!<br /><br />They DO! The MYSTERIOUS STRANGER cheerfully kills or cripples most of them but kind-of ungracefully.<br /><br />SEIFAS, on the other hand, kills the utter BLEEP out of the last two, who were guarding the shepherdess, having set up for an ambush while the MYSTERIOUS STRANGER was distracting them. He is not cheerful about it. The shepherdess RUNS AWAY in fear, never to be seen again.<br /><br />STRANGER -- Well!<br /><br />SEIFAS -- Well!<br /><br />STRANGER -- And all manner of things will be well!<br /><br />Seriously. This is said.<br /><br /><br />INT. EARLY EVENING, CAMP OF PORTUNISTA'S BRIGADE<br /><br />PORTUNISTA, the woman who will, in the future, become Empress, RUMINATES. From the future.<br /><br />ISTA (v.o., from the future) -- I wanted to bend Seifas completely to my will. But he scared me. So, I decided to drive him insane instead.<br /><br />SEIFAS (entering the tent) -- Life is much better now! Come see who I brought back! Oh, and I promised that you would pay hugely for a bunch of dead sheep I had to leave behind in a forest clearing somewhere. I'm sure they will still be there tomorrow, but I’m also entirely sure you’ll pay up now.<br /><br />ISTA -- Blast! Hud, pay up.<br /><br />He DOES. Thirty pieces of silver.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Wait... is that Judas? The staff accountant?<br /><br />He ADDS IN his own two pieces to help out, like Seifas.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Oh. Okay then. But Seifas sounds like Cephas who is Peter, right?<br /><br />GEEKY AUDIENCE MEMBER -- Actually, it was pronounced KEH-phas. And Peter wasn't a mega-ninja-class Zulu Spiderman. He was a Jewish fisherman. Aren't you paying attention?<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- They keep saying SYE-fahs though! Which is like SEE-fahs, like in the Bible. Aren't you paying attention!? Hah!<br /><br />GEEKY AUDIENCE MEMBER -- Whatever.<br /><br />ISTA -- I am piççed that someone has ruined my hateful scheme against Seifas. Whoever it is will pay!<br /><br />She STORMS out of the tent.<br /><br /><br />EXT. EARLY EVENING, CAMP OF THE MAIN BRIGADE<br /><br />The amateur martial-arts JESUS GUY who looks a whole lot more like one of the shorter 13TH WARRIOR vikings than JESUS, is understandably gathering a crowd of desultory mercenaries just by standing there--probably because he doesn't look PAKISTANI or INDIAN or IRANIAN or whatever the heck the people here are. Except for SEIFAS. And him. And Portunista in the future. But not now.<br /><br />CLEARLY NOT JESUS THEN GUY -- Hi! I'm Jian!<br /><br />The mercs and their kids and wives and vendors and such are quickly charmed by JIAN'S charming bardlike personality, and by the fact that he can explain a toy to their kids that the parents either didn't know how to explain despite it being a weapon-training toy or else just didn't care. To.<br /><br />ISTA -- They aren't looking at <I>me!</I>She STORMS back to her tent to SULK about how she used to wish she was old enough to dance suggestively or something.<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Will you be blowing up the planet soon?<br /><br />PA (v.o.) (silence)<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- Okay then!<br /><br /><br />EXT. LATER THAT NIGHT<br /><br />While the small brigade PARTIES on the hill where they're encamped, SEIFAS introduces JIAN to PORTUNISTA.<br /><br />SEIFAS (to himself) -- Gosh they make a cute couple. Wait--was I attracted to Portunista myself?! Maybe this wasn't a great plan.<br /><br />ISTA is BITCHY to JIAN instead of to SEIFAS.<br /><br />SEIFAS (to himself) -- This was the best plan <I>ever!</I>JIAN is oddly EVASIVE in his answers to her questions.<br /><br />SEIFAS (to himself) -- On the other hand, maybe the problem is Jian, not her...<br /><br />INT. A QUICKFORGE TENT NEARBY<br /><br />ISTA gives JIAN a ridiculously small and ineffective looking sword, insulting Jian in the process.<br /><br />JIAN sets aside the much larger STIFF BAMBOO POLE he's been carrying up to now, to accept the sword like it actually means something coming from HER.<br /><br />JIAN (smiling like she's given him roses or something) -- No matter. Any sword will do. May I be sheathed?<br /><br />ISTA is embarrassed that JIAN has out-Freudian'd her, and leaves in a huff. After throwing him a sheath, too. SEIFAS finds this AMUSING.<br /><br /><br />EXT. ALL ACROSS THE HILL THAT NIGHT, SOON AFTERWARD<br /><br />ISTA (to herself) -- How annoying. Maybe I should go have sex with Gaekwar or something, which apparently I haven't been doing for a while. But what I really want is to bleep some things up. Metaphorically.<br /><br />GEMALFAN arrives on a SHOULDERBEAST which is not at all like an OLIPHANT, along with nearly two hundred troops, in a surprise raid on the camp.<br /><br />ISTA (to herself) -- How convenient! Except not!<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- "Gaekwar"?<br /><br />ISTA BLEEPS THEM UP to buy some time while she figures out how to RUN AWAY. The AUDIENCE is APPEASED for a WHILE.<br /><br />ISTA (to herself while hiding behind a pile of casks) -- I need to find a way to get downhill while on the flat of my back.<br /><br />She DOES! Her TROOPS, previously partying downhill, have met this portion of the charging enemy line. OTHON is kicking açç, but not as effectively as he might since he isn't wearing his armor. SEIFAS takes over the role of distracting surviving enemy troops uphill, after PORTUNISTA has left. By hunting them down and killing them. Offscreen, although hopefully onscreen for the movie.<br /><br />ISTA (to herself) -- Where's Jian? Meh, he probably ran away at the first sign of trouble.<br /><br />JIAN is busy distracting ANOTHER, YOUNGER SHOULDERBEAST by PLAYING WITH HIM.<br /><br />ISTA (to herself) -- Oh. Okay then! Even though frankly that seems more than a little insane, it does admittedly help keep that thing from screwing my troops over from the rear. Metaphorically speaking.<br /><br />MAHOUT (trying to regain control of the AT-AT-like mammal he's supposed to be controlling) -- Attack the kids!<br /><br />The SHOULDERBEAST REFUSES. With terminal prejudice. The kids think this is FUNNY.<br /><br />An enemy soldier breaks through the skirmish line, and also decides to attack the kids. PORTUNISTA runs to help, but doesn't arrive in time. The SHOULDERBEAST who has been named TUMBLECRUMBLE by some of the kids, runs to help, but doesn't arrive in time. JIAN runs to help, but doesn't arrive in time.<br /><br />The KID WHO HAD THE SWORD-JUMPING BALL makes use of his lesson earlier to distract the ENEMY SOLDIER long enough for JIAN and TUMBLECRUMBLE to arrive. They decisively END the ENEMY SOLDIER.<br /><br />ISTA (skidding to a stop) -- Oh. Okay then!<br /><br />GEMALFAN tries to run over PORTUNISTA with his own OLDER SHOULDERBEAST while she isn't paying attention. JIAN barely WHIFFS her out of the way in time, and then KISSES her on the tip of her NOSE.<br /><br />ISTA (flummoxed) -- the hell!?<br /><br />GEMALFAN, seeing his troops failing, decides to RUN FOR IT through the KIDS. TUMBLECRUMBLE stops him, by intercepting the OLDER SHOULDERBEAST. GEMALFAN ATTACKS TUMBLECRUMBLE. PORTUNISTA PROTECTS TUMBLECRUMBLE at some serious cost in pain to herself. JIAN and SEIFAS team up to DISTRACT the OLDER SHOULDERBEAST (which the real author loves to type) by using a modified version of the danged SWORD-JUMPING BALL, of all things. PORTUNISTA takes advantage of this to TOPPLE the animal, CRUSHING GEMALFAN'S SUB-APPRENTICE FLUNKIES as they try to escape and TERMINALLY INJURING GEMALFAN. SEIFAS mercy-kills GEMALFAN. JIAN names SEIFAS' WEAPON "Howclear". TUMBLECRUMBLE finishes off THE OLDER SHOULDERBEAST. GEMALFAN'S surviving TROOPS surrender, to join up with PORTUNISTA later.<br /><br />TROOPS -- Yay! Go team!<br /><br />SEIFAS (v.o. while writing) -- Now let us see what the future will bring. Also, yes, since you asked earlier, I <I>do</I> trust God more now. Despite how tenuous my grounds are for doing so, which I'll kind of ignore since the alternative is either to kill myself or become a right bastard. I think. Surely this will not come back to cause me problems later!<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- This was quite possibly the most freaky opening fifty pages ever written. We want to rip out our eyes. But at least there was some butt-kicking! And anyway, it can't get worse, right?<br /><br />PA (v.o.) -- I now look forward 30 years and more, beloved, to introduce <I>another</I> subauthor character...<br /><br />AUDIENCE -- AAAAHHHHGGGHHHH!!!!<br /><br /><br />JRP {g!}Jason Pratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01602238179676591394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-2547749877013858512009-04-14T07:00:00.000-06:002009-04-14T07:00:00.000-06:00Jason - I'm really sorry it took so long to get th...Jason - I'm really sorry it took so long to get this up. First of all, I really needed to think about it before writing it. This was a seriously complex book, and my feelings changed throughout. <br /><br />I loved Jian...of course. And Seifas. Dagon I wanted to throttle....glad to see he gets more complex as the series moves on. He may be complex now, but to me he just seemed shallow. The others I liked, though. <br /><br />I'm still iffy on the narrator though. At first, I was clueless...then I thought it was Jian. Now, I'm not sure again! <br /><br />I'll be looking forward to the rest of the trilogy!!Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05055676171075203563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-54645567385712281192009-04-14T06:33:00.000-06:002009-04-14T06:33:00.000-06:00Cool! I think this may be my first 3.75 out of 5 r...Cool! I think this may be my first 3.75 out of 5 review! {gggg!}<br /><br />{{Maybe it's the fact that I don't read a lot of high fantasy that I found the first part of the book rather confusing.}}<br /><br />Nah. Those first 50 pages or so are difficult for everyone. In order to explain why I thought (after several years worth of trying otherwise) I had to do it that way, though, I'd have to spoil huge amounts of the overarching story. Consequently, I try to blow through them as quickly as possible. {wry g}<br /><br />The first 9 pages or so can be found at <A HREF="http://rebeccasreads.com/AuthorReadings/AuthorReadings.html" REL="nofollow">RebeccasReads</A> as an audio file (approx 20 minutes); with scattered pieces from each of the other five chapter sections as a five minute audio file <A HREF="http://rebeccasreads.com/BookTeasers/BookTeasers.html" REL="nofollow">also at RebeccasReads here</A>.<br /><br />But I may post up a humorously self-critical abridged version of the first Section here. I think you'll appreciate it. {lol!}<br /><br />{{Just when I start appreciating her intelligence and her passion, she does something stupid....and it makes me mad!}}<br /><br />Yep, that's 'ista. {beam!} A super-challenging character to write, too.<br /><br />{{But her inability to trust in her own feelings made it hard.}}<br /><br />Partly because her own feelings are more than a little messed. (After all, she feels like she ought to be hell-bent on gaining power and protecting herself at the expense of other people, too. {s})<br /><br />{{Now, it's just a matter of time until Book 2 is released!!}}<br /><br />Book 2 is written but not edited yet; Book 3 is about 2/3 finished (thanks to Portunista deciding to do something that makes perfect sense for her character and will certainly end up making the story better but which is rather flummoxing my previous clarity for how to get through the end of the book!)<br /><br />I'm planning to release both of them next year simultaneously, so readers won't have to wait through the 'sharp cliff'-hanger at the end of Book 2.<br /><br />{{They are strong, loyal and extremely complex in their nature.}}<br /><br />Except for Dagon, in Book 1 anyway. {g} But he gets more complex later. (He's actually pretty complex now, but I don't have much opportunity to show that in Book 1.) Also stronger. More loyal? Hm...<br /><br /><br />Anyway, great review! Thanks!--and I hope your grandma will be doing better soon.<br /><br />JRP<br /><br />(PS: bunches of CoJ reviews, interviews, previews, articles gathered <A HREF="http://www.booktour.com/author/jason_pratt" REL="nofollow">here at Booktour.com</A>, assuming the link is working again. It was yesterday, but not this morning. Oh well.)<br /><br />(PPS: today's hilarious blogger word verification thingy: kingomon!)Jason Pratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01602238179676591394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-91666180235840744652009-04-13T13:40:00.000-06:002009-04-13T13:40:00.000-06:00I can't say that I read a lot of fantasy but I am ...I can't say that I read a lot of fantasy but I am intrigued. Great review Stephanie!samantha.1020https://www.blogger.com/profile/04124614710493747821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-9501514906321507452009-04-13T12:35:00.000-06:002009-04-13T12:35:00.000-06:00I second Debi's feelings. It sounds wonderful, bu...I second Debi's feelings. It sounds wonderful, but I suspect this would be a bit too much for me.J.S. Peytonhttp://www.whosabiblioaddict.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179077428618811016.post-81424651752523346982009-04-13T11:51:00.000-06:002009-04-13T11:51:00.000-06:00I have a feeling I would find myself lost, but it ...I have a feeling I would find myself lost, but it does sound good. Who know, maybe someday.Debihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15429881953804634592noreply@blogger.com